Get your Desktop Herr Hippo!
by Herr MarkWorld Cup Hippo is proud to announce that Desktop Herr Hippo is now ready to download. You followed the Ashes with Desktop Richie, and the French Open with Desktop Tiger Tim, now have the company of Desktop Herr Hippo all through the sporting highlight of 2006.
What’s on your desktop?
A workstation desktop without Desktop Herr Hippo will be a pretty lonely place this summer. Who else will bring you the latest scores and news as soon as it happens, and keep you entertained with hilarious jokes about the host country’s culture and history? In the minutes following a nail-biting match, who else but Desktop Herr Hippo to cheer you on as your team makes it through, or console you in those times when all seems lost. Download Desktop Herr Hippo now, and if you’re not going over to Germany to watch the football live, you’ll have the next best thing right on your workstation desktop!
Disclaimer:
Downloading and running Desktop Herr Hippo is known to cause all or some of the following: complete corruption of data disks and internal memory; actual physical damage to your computer (and network); utter sabotage of system security; release of untold kinds of viruses; possible spitting hot plastic meltdown of all technical fittings; unlimited spam for life; problems with power supplies.
At present, Desktop Herr Hippo is only available for Commodore 64 users.
February 8th, 2006 at 12:35 pm
How long does it take to download Desktop Herr Hippo? Is it free?
February 8th, 2006 at 3:20 pm
Does it come with a pop-up blocker?
February 8th, 2006 at 4:51 pm
Can I get a Desktop Herr Hippo that speaks German?
February 8th, 2006 at 10:33 pm
Warning: Another bug has been detected in Desktop Herr Hippo. It pixalates nudey pictures from national newspapers. This has diastrous consequences because it will drive single men into forming relationships with real women instead of women/photoshop hybrids and can lead to missed World Cup games due to IKEA shopping trips.
February 9th, 2006 at 1:51 pm
Where do these real women live? Is there a Herr Hippo dating site?
February 11th, 2006 at 4:21 pm
Can I download Desktop Herr Hippo onto my Major Morgan?
February 21st, 2006 at 12:17 pm
Will Herr Hippo ever answer our questions?
March 7th, 2006 at 10:37 am
Can I change the font on Deskop Herr Hippo?
March 7th, 2006 at 10:38 am
Can I change the font on Desktop Herr Hippo?