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Comments on: Hipposexuals! http://worldcuphippo.com/2006/02/12/thenewsoftheworld/ Your one-stop shop for the World Cup Fri, 30 Jul 2010 12:06:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.2 by: Wes Truth http://worldcuphippo.com/2006/02/12/thenewsoftheworld/#comment-113 Thu, 23 Feb 2006 13:40:59 +0000 http://worldcuphippo.com/2006/02/12/thenewsoftheworld/#comment-113 Is Steve Bruce going out with one of the Arctic Monkeys? Is Steve Bruce going out with one of the Arctic Monkeys?

]]> by: Wes Truth http://worldcuphippo.com/2006/02/12/thenewsoftheworld/#comment-101 Tue, 21 Feb 2006 12:10:21 +0000 http://worldcuphippo.com/2006/02/12/thenewsoftheworld/#comment-101 Next thing you know there'll be gay politicians. Kick gayness out of football!! "The only benders on the pitch should be Beckham free-kicks!" t-shirts and windbreaks are now available from my mobile shop. Next thing you know there’ll be gay politicians.

Kick gayness out of football!!

“The only benders on the pitch should be Beckham free-kicks!” t-shirts and windbreaks are now available from my mobile shop.

]]> by: Dean Moldsworth http://worldcuphippo.com/2006/02/12/thenewsoftheworld/#comment-94 Thu, 16 Feb 2006 15:57:20 +0000 http://worldcuphippo.com/2006/02/12/thenewsoftheworld/#comment-94 I think its time we started to think about the links between the increase in foreign players and the rise of homosexuality in the Premiership and in society more widely... The only way to clamp down on having even a 'seventh of a player' that way inclined in the England team is to appoint a no-nonsense coach - I'm supporting a Greame Le Saux/ Alan Curbishley 'dream team'. I think its time we started to think about the links between the increase in foreign players and the rise of homosexuality in the Premiership and in society more widely… The only way to clamp down on having even a ’seventh of a player’ that way inclined in the England team is to appoint a no-nonsense coach - I’m supporting a Greame Le Saux/ Alan Curbishley ‘dream team’.

]]> by: Roy Weggerley http://worldcuphippo.com/2006/02/12/thenewsoftheworld/#comment-93 Thu, 16 Feb 2006 14:58:15 +0000 http://worldcuphippo.com/2006/02/12/thenewsoftheworld/#comment-93 What is a 'gay' and where can they be found? What is a ‘gay’ and where can they be found?

]]> by: Big Ron http://worldcuphippo.com/2006/02/12/thenewsoftheworld/#comment-88 Tue, 14 Feb 2006 17:09:59 +0000 http://worldcuphippo.com/2006/02/12/thenewsoftheworld/#comment-88 Well, its high time World Cup Hippo started a petition to throw these 'gays' out of our national game, lest damaging its reputation further. I thought football was one of the few untainted, honest and working class traditions left in Britain, but now even here the permissive society has made its tainted presence felt. My kids are safe nowhere! Well, its high time World Cup Hippo started a petition to throw these ‘gays’ out of our national game, lest damaging its reputation further. I thought football was one of the few untainted, honest and working class traditions left in Britain, but now even here the permissive society has made its tainted presence felt. My kids are safe nowhere!

]]> by: The Ghost of Dennis Watts http://worldcuphippo.com/2006/02/12/thenewsoftheworld/#comment-87 Tue, 14 Feb 2006 09:17:27 +0000 http://worldcuphippo.com/2006/02/12/thenewsoftheworld/#comment-87 Surely the impartiality of referees is the most important thing at stake here! It is a long established fact that the homosexual cannot whistle. Referee's all, without exception, use a mechanical whistle, to overcome their shortcomings in the whistling department. If such a thing as a gay footballer were to be found, then every referee's neutrality would be wiped out in an instant. Surely the impartiality of referees is the most important thing at stake here!
It is a long established fact that the homosexual cannot whistle. Referee’s all, without exception, use a mechanical whistle, to overcome their shortcomings in the whistling department.
If such a thing as a gay footballer were to be found, then every referee’s neutrality would be wiped out in an instant.

]]> by: Helger Heiderson http://worldcuphippo.com/2006/02/12/thenewsoftheworld/#comment-86 Mon, 13 Feb 2006 20:09:31 +0000 http://worldcuphippo.com/2006/02/12/thenewsoftheworld/#comment-86 Herr Ed seems to be missing the point. If by some freak of nature such a thing as a gay footballer does exist, which certainly could never be the case, chaos will ensue. The 'footballer' (I use quotes because, clearly only real heterosexual men can play football) will no doubt thrust his lewd sexual perversions on the children of our nation. Despite the wide range of heterosexual authority figures available to them, it is clear that all young boys will become gay if they hear that there is a single homosexual sports-star. Out of interest could someone please point me in the direction of one of these gay websites. It's for research purposes. Herr Ed seems to be missing the point. If by some freak of nature such a thing as a gay footballer does exist, which certainly could never be the case, chaos will ensue. The ‘footballer’ (I use quotes because, clearly only real heterosexual men can play football) will no doubt thrust his lewd sexual perversions on the children of our nation. Despite the wide range of heterosexual authority figures available to them, it is clear that all young boys will become gay if they hear that there is a single homosexual sports-star.

Out of interest could someone please point me in the direction of one of these gay websites. It’s for research purposes.

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