Hippo Stats!

by Herr Ed

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  • Hippos excrete a red liquid from their pores, which protects their skin from sun and infection!
  • Hippos can open their mouths up to 150 degrees wide!
  • Adult hippos have only two enemies in the world: other hippos and humans!
  • Most Hippos (56%) think that Michael Owen is overrated!

5 Responses to “Hippo Stats!”

  1. Wes Truth says:

    Who are the enemies of non-adult hippos?

    I can’t believe 44% of hippos think is Michael Owen is fairly rated.

    Are all those hippo pictures identical?

  2. Helger Heiderson says:

    Any enemy of a Hippo is an enemy of America - we stand shoulder to shoulder in these difficult times.

  3. Wes Truth says:

    Thanks for clarifying that Helger.

  4. Wes Truth says:

    How fast can hippos run?

  5. The Ghost of Dennis Watts says:

    Wes, Hippos can run anything up to 25-30mph, but can only maintain top speed over a hundred yards or so.

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