Archive for March, 2006

If you are in the area, only 2 stops from my house

Thursday, March 16th, 2006 by Jimu

Todoroki Athletic Stadium Kawasaki City, Kanagawa Prefecture Todoroki Stadium is a very cozy, fan-friendly facility. Though it is an older stadium, and has a running track, Todoroki has a tremendous amount of character. From the beveled roof that rings two thirds of the ground to the deep banks of seats in both end zones, it […]

Separated at birth?

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006 by Herr Ed

 

Word from Stuttgart

Tuesday, March 14th, 2006 by Herr Ed

Herr Hippo contacted Herr Colin, who is currently residing in Stuttgart, to get an insider’s view on this year’s World Cup.
Is there a great sense of anticipation in Stuttgart for the forthcoming World Cup finals? Actually not as much as you might think. German people do not like sports that they are not good at. […]

Waiting for Ronald Eenyo

Monday, March 13th, 2006 by Herr Ed

World Cup Hippo can reveal the real reason behind England defender Sol Campbell’s recent erratic behaviour and dramatic dip in form. Our source has informed us that Sol has suffered a deep existential crisis as a result of plying his trade as a robust defender for too many years.
The defender’s existence is defined, not by productivity, […]

March Caption Competition

Friday, March 10th, 2006 by Herr Danny

Pompey in Germany (part 2)

Thursday, March 9th, 2006 by Herr Andy

I’m a Pompey fan, and I’ve been asked by Herr Hippo to write an article on Pompey players who could be in Germany in the summer. This is the second instalment of this feature - to read the first, please click here.
Portugal: Miguel Pedro Mendes has been capped for a country that will be at the […]

Tactical chunders

Wednesday, March 8th, 2006 by Jimu

Following the genius masterstroke of one Rafael Benitez bringing Anfield ‘God’ Robbie ‘Cheeky’ Fowler back to Liverpool this season, do other Hippoers believe a similar move from Mr Eriksson involving the nation’s deity Mr Mark Hateley would have the same galvanising effect?

Surgery Spy!

Wednesday, March 8th, 2006 by Herr Ed

           
In an exciting new Surgery Spy! feature we ask Frau Hippo (a leading lifestyle makeover consultant): Have they they or haven’t they? This week - Wayne Rooney!
“The standout feature for me are the cheeks. They are far more pronounced in the later picture which suggests that Wayne has probably undergone […]

The Nippon expressway comes to life

Monday, March 6th, 2006 by Jimu

Name: Jimu Sama
Location: Japan, but not in the hub of things in central Tokyo, more in the heart of the people’s industrial centre Kawasaki, home of the frighteningly mediocre Frontale of the frighteningly mediocre J-League.
Position: Juan-Carlos Valeron-esque flair support for pacy strike pairing, eye-of-a-needle sliderule ability
Instruction: Hippo’s Far Eastern correspondent. Assigned to the tricky region […]