Facets

by Jimu

As we are gloriously aware, the actual sport at the World Cup is merely a sideshow to the myriad sensationalist, gymnastic, comedic, tear-jerking, creative and thought-provoking circuses that surround and envelope it. One of my favourite elements is the musical montage, a technique that will be sadly lacking in any post-live-reminiscipackages here in Japan, clearly being a feat of modern sports broadcasting yet to be mastered on these simple shores. To compensate for the aural malnutrition I am already foreseeing, I would like to pose a question.

What would be your dream musical montage (bearing in mind choice of subject and score)?

7 Responses to “Facets”

  1. Jimu says:

    If only Cristiano Ronaldo was 1 year younger I would go for Teenage Dirtbag by the never popular Wheatus to a montage of his failed flicks and slips. But it obviously is not meant to be.

  2. Wes Truth says:

    Match officials - ‘Men in Black’ by W.Smith.

  3. Salvatoré says:

    …is that the never released version of the much maligned ‘Men in Black’ by the current Scotland manager Walter Smith?

  4. Salvatoré says:

    a colaboration between English Refereeing legend Graham Poll, and Chelsea and the Ivory Coasts Didier Drogba, with a stirring rendition of ‘Ebony and Ivory’…

  5. Herr Ed says:

    Whether Luis Boa Morte features in the Portugal squad or not, I’d like to see a pictorial paean to his game accompanied by Sash’s ‘Ecuador’.

  6. The Ghost of Dennis Watts says:

    I’m still quite suprised that some enterprising indie band hasn’t written a song featuring the line “…and England lose on penalties.” Nearly guaranteed coverage to an audience of ~20 million every two years. One for the newly reformed Kula Shaker to think about I feel.

  7. Wes Truth says:

    Winner Takes It All by Abba is always a good choice.

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