Sven’s 23: some thoughts…
by Herr EdDefence: Sol Campbell gets in of course and was assumed by all the papers to be a ‘definite’ prior to Sven’s announcement. Injuries have restricted him this year, but in the games he has played he’s looked very suspect. Forwards like West Ham’s Bobby Zamora and Wigan’s Jason Roberts have exposed Campbell’s lack of form, so there will be a few strikers at the World Cup who would fancy their chances against him. I would have felt safer with Wes Brown providing cover for Terry and Ferdinand.
Midfield: England may seem a bit overloaded with midfield resources, but I imagine that Owen Hargreaves is included as, inter alia, a potential replacement full-back. The inclusion of Aaron Lennon and Stewart Downing is positive and progressive. Lennon has been in great form and will provide some real attacking verve, whilst Downing is a genuine left-sided midfielder/winger. Both increase the scope of England’s attacking possibilities, and could be just the type of player required if we are chasing a game. I think Jenas is also a worthy inclusion – with two impact substitutes selected and Hargreaves covering the full-back slot, the midfield needs a pragmatic option who can help to shore-up a tight game.
Attack: It is here that England’s problems quite obviously reside. Rooney and Owen are injured and won’t be at full fitness even if they do make it onto a German football pitch. And of course we have the selection of Theo Walcott – the 17 year old who is apparently so precocious that his club manager Arsene Wenger hasn’t played him for a single minute. History will be Sven’s judge, but Walcott looks a mighty strange choice. If we had a full strength squad his inclusion might be regarded as an emblem of our strength and depth – making the statement that we are so strong we can accommodate the luxury of an untried teenage striker. But in the present circumstances it looks like desperation. With Rooney and Owen limping into the tournament, our attacking personnel includes two unfit players - and a 17 year old who has impressed in training! Defoe has had a fairly disappointing season for Tottenham, Bent failed to impress on his England debut, and the other contenders are perhaps not currently up to international standard – but surely we need to go with a fitter and stronger strike force than the one selected. Crouch (who was supposed to be Plan B) is now our most important forward.
Conclusion: If we play 4-5-1 with our midfield heavyweights properly organised, this could still be a big tournament for England: a fully functioning ability-laden midfield could just about compensate for our two-parts unfit, one-part untested strike quartet. But if we play 4-4-2 with the midfield’s potential impact neutered, then I just can’t be bothered - I’m going to support a team which has at least some chance of winning, like Switzerland or Ecuador!





May 9th, 2006 at 12:58 pm
Are you watching Ian Wright? I’m sure all Man City fans will extend their congratulations to you on advising your son so well. You’ve managed to secure SWP’s long term career by sending him to a club where he doesn’t risk injury by playing in the rough and tumble of the Premiership and you’ve now topped it by making sure his profile is so low that he doesn’t have to take part in that dangerous World Cup. Good job he didn’t stay at City.
Shaun, come back on loan for a season mate. Maybe Liverpool will come in and buy you in the following transfer window. Just don’t listen to your dad.
May 9th, 2006 at 1:30 pm
Strikers I would have preferred see in the squad over Theo Walcott -
Darius Vassell, Darren Bent, Robert Fowler, Jermain Defoe, Marlon Harewood, Shola Ameobi…
Also, why didn’t Sven pick Richardson?
May 9th, 2006 at 4:53 pm
Let’s give young Theo a chance. However, if he hasn’t scored within 13 minutes of the beginning of England’s world cup campaign we should consider it a mistake and sack Sven on the spot.
One for the stattos out there, is this the first time England have had a squad which includes two players never to play in the English topflight (Hargreaves is the other)?
May 10th, 2006 at 7:26 am
I feel this a suitable point to mention that an anagram of Theo Walcott is ‘The cool twat’. Which, if quite unfair, I’m sure will be what the Red Tops will call him if he doesn’t score hat-tricks in every game and ’set the tournament alight.’
May 10th, 2006 at 10:51 am
It’s also:
1. ominously - WATCH TOE LOT (keep an eye on that 4th and 5th)
2. quaintly - TEA CLOTH TWO
3. comparatively - THAT COLE TWO (Andy flopped at international level)
4. offensively THAT TOTAL COW
5 and - potential English comedy sequel starring foppish Hugh Grant LOATH ETC TWO
i found anagram finder on the net……..
May 10th, 2006 at 10:58 am
Nice one.
May 10th, 2006 at 12:57 pm
Don’t want to rain on your parade Fouldsy, but THAT TOTAL COW is not an anagram of Theo Walcott. No ‘e’ and too many ‘t’s used. Perhaps ‘O THAT LATE COW’ instead?
Watch toe lot - very prurient.
Another anagram:
Chootwattle - small town outside Melbourne, Australia.
May 10th, 2006 at 2:15 pm
Poland - Lopand
May 11th, 2006 at 8:44 am
Togo - Goto, one for all you programmers out there.
Germany - Er Mangy?
May 11th, 2006 at 9:33 am
Spain - Panis (one for anybody sad enough to like motor racing)