England v Hungary
by Herr Ed
England beat Hungary 3-1 in a friendly which should prompt neither excessive optimism nor despondency. The first-half fitted the standard international format and was a cagey affair, but England played neatly enough. England scored three in a livelier second half. The first two were headers from Beckham free-kicks, put away by Gerrard and Terry respectively. The third was well worked: Joe Cole ran the ball infield from the left flank, before playing in Peter Crouch who turned and scored with an expert finish. Overall this was a respectable performance from England, although they weren’t overly creative in the final third, and it should be noted that only Crouch’s goal came from open play. Hungary however posed little threat, and it required a great strike from well outside the area by Dardai for them to get on the scoresheet.
I thought Sven’s tactics were spot on. Gerrard played with aggression and vigour behind Owen, and the deployment of a defensive midfielder allowed the rest of the team to develop an appropriate shape. Who will fill this holding role is still a mystery though, with Sven trying both Carragher and Hargreaves in this position. Crouch has now played well in three consecutive international games. He appears to raise his game for this level of football: he looks sharp, confident and poses defences real problems. Does Owen currently offer anything to the side that Crouch doesn’t? Wouldn’t Crouch’s ball-winning skills and physical presence be better suited to the formation that Sven looks set to deploy in Germany? Sven should start with Crouch upfront against Paraguay! [selected ratings below]
7/10 – Carragher: Played well in midfield in the first-half - kept things simple.
Gerrard: Displayed great verve and confidence which bodes well for Germany. Shame about the dive though!
Beckham: Excellent delivery from the right.
Terry: A player at the top of his game.
Crouch: Scored a fantastic goal - currently England’s best striker.
6/10 - Lampard: A workmanlike performance without setting the game alight.
J. Cole: Lively enough, but had limited impact until he played Crouch in to score.
A. Cole: Sound defensively, but didn’t get forward much.
Ferdinand: Looked comfortable.
5/10 – Owen: Didn’t get into the game.
4/10 - Hargreaves: Looked ill at ease again and never seemed to have time or space.
0/10 - The BBC studio panel: Made no worthwhile contribution.





May 31st, 2006 at 12:25 pm
Lampard seemed a bit drunk to me and committed a few uncharacteristic fouls. He took his penalty like he didn’t care if he scored or missed.
I reckon Skeletor could have scored with the amount of space Crouchy was afforded for his goal. Crouch’s finish was a classic leg-swing which somehow found a way into the only place Kiraly couldn’t reach. If he can do that again I’ll shake his hand.
Ashley Cole looks sure to be injured for the World Cup if last night is anything to go by. He limped out of every challenge.
I don’t actually remember seeing Carragher on the pitch.
A bit unfair on the BBC panel to give them 0/10. I thought Lee Dixon mixing up goals and penalties was most entertaining.
I had a spread bet on the amount of times Hargreaves would be criticised by the panel. My guess of 100-116 was pretty good. I hope the Beeb are going to be consistent and show a replay of every time a player miscontrols a pass during the World Cup.
May 31st, 2006 at 3:01 pm
Crouch: 10 out of 10 for the celebration alone. More robot dancing at the World Cup please.
May 31st, 2006 at 3:28 pm
I don’t believe Crouch was playing. I reckon it was an evil robot lookalike designed by Tord Grip and Johnny Ball.
May 31st, 2006 at 3:30 pm
Couldn’t agree more Fouldsy. Crouch is a dead cert to win the next celebrity come dancing.
I personally think 0/10 is generous to the BBC. They are beginning to make Channel 5 look professional.
May 31st, 2006 at 5:50 pm
Now will the love of Hargreaves die its timely death?
May 31st, 2006 at 7:11 pm
Why the criticism of Hargreaves?
England played dire, unpenetrative, sideways football for 45 minutes. Within 5 minutes of Hargreaves coming on, we were 2 up!
If we’re going to be criticising anyone, Paul Robinson should be worried about keeping his place. He looks increasingly susceptible to outside-the-box unsavable top corner screamers. Jamesy! Get yer gloves on!
June 1st, 2006 at 3:17 pm
Check out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96eSrFlUVh0&feature=Views&page=1&t=t&f=b
and
http://www.anfieldred.co.uk/2006/05/30/crouchie-does-the-robot-again
Apparently Crouchy debued the “Crouch Computer” at Beckham’s party.
Does anyone else think that he looks frighteningly like the late lead singer of Joy Division, Ian Curtis?