19 Responses to “June caption competition”

1. Wes Truth says:
   June 23rd, 2006 at 1:27 pm

   William: So ,why all the bags Wayne?
   Wayne: Colleen overheard Sven and a chap from the FA talking about shutting up shop if we took the lead against Sweden and she went a bit crazy.

2. The Ghost of Dennis Watts says:
   June 23rd, 2006 at 2:10 pm

   William: You earn a living just running around?
   Wayne: You earn a living?

3. Wes Truth says:
   June 23rd, 2006 at 2:27 pm

   Wayne: What is Thefa?
   William: Eh?!

4. Biz Aqua says:
   June 23rd, 2006 at 3:28 pm

   William: Do all the players shower seperately or together after a game?

5. Jimu says:
   June 23rd, 2006 at 4:48 pm

   Wayne (thought): ‘thank christ all of these bags are crammed with Matalan chic for him….’

   William (thought): ‘who is this northern brute dressed without chinos to meet the Prince who is me?’

6. Helger Heiderson says:
   June 23rd, 2006 at 6:09 pm

   “Can I $#%* your gran?”

   “No” replies Wayne.

7. Biz Aqua says:
   June 23rd, 2006 at 7:04 pm

   Williams: Do all the players shower before, during or after the game?

8. Rick Wakeman says:
   June 23rd, 2006 at 10:14 pm

   William: I say oik, carry my bags to the Roller, there’s a good chap.

9. Jimu says:
   June 25th, 2006 at 11:51 am

   prince: ’so why do you train on a farmer’s field?’

10. Wes Truth says:
    June 26th, 2006 at 10:24 am

    William: Are you a waxwork?

11. Biz Aqua says:
    June 26th, 2006 at 11:06 am

    William: Do all or some of players shower some or all of the time, before during and after a game?

12. Wes Truth says:
    June 26th, 2006 at 11:52 am

    William: Is Frank Lampard blind?

13. Jimu says:
    June 26th, 2006 at 2:59 pm

    William: ‘do any players bathe betwixt games?’

    ‘and do the ice baths have a negative effect on one’s masculinity?’

14. Wes Truth says:
    June 27th, 2006 at 9:40 am

    Wayne: What is a holding midfielder?

15. A Nonny Mouse says:
    June 27th, 2006 at 11:00 am

    So tell me, what exactly is ‘bling’?

16. Wes Truth says:
    June 27th, 2006 at 11:17 am

    William: How many points for a goal?
    Wayne: What is a goal?

17. Wes Truth says:
    June 28th, 2006 at 3:49 pm

    William: What does FA stand for?
    Wayne: Ur…fudge….apple.

18. A Nonny Mouse says:
    June 29th, 2006 at 10:22 am

    “Who you callin a chav, spudface?”

19. Wes Truth says:
    June 29th, 2006 at 1:25 pm

    William: My father has asked if you will mind his car for a while he is at the football. He said he’ll give you a fiver.

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